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Old 12-16-2006, 07:46 AM
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I hate the written english language. It's so weird.
If one goose is called a goose. Two are called geese. But two Moose are not Meese.

Also: Mouse-mice. House-Houses. Figure it out.

No wonder English is such a screwy language to learn if you weren't born into it.

PS. I just thought of another funny word: Wabbit. As in "ooo, I'm gonna get that wabbit"
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If someone who lives in Michiagan is a Michigander should there not also be Michigeese and Michigoslins?
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My aunt was a Michigander, a Saginawian in fact. She thought when she moved to Massachusettes it would be better but she discovered she'd become a Scituation.
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Someone in a gorilla costume is inherantly funny.
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They have someone in a gorilla costume who wanders around the Empire State Building. It's quite cool.
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well, if the word ONE has a ww sound, then why did TWO have the ooo sound that ONE should have. Does that make ANY sense at all????

I got one from my husband's family members...the word is "Yous"
They say "Do yous want to come over" or "Do yous know what you want?"
That kind of thing. I guess it's their you plural. I think it comes from St. Louis area, he grew up in Granite City, IL, which is on the other side of the river from St. L. I don't get it!
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well, if the word ONE has a ww sound, then why did TWO have the ooo sound that ONE should have. Does that make ANY sense at all????
This reminds me of The Electric Company DVDs I've been watching. There's a great Robin Hood skit (with Bill Cosby and Morgan Freeman) where they argue about how Hood and Sherwood is to be pronounced.

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I got one from my husband's family members...the word is "Yous"
They say "Do yous want to come over" or "Do yous know what you want?"
That kind of thing. I guess it's their you plural. I think it comes from St. Louis area, he grew up in Granite City, IL, which is on the other side of the river from St. L. I don't get it!
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I thought it was spelled "Youse". Maybe that's Pittsburg.
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