Can anyone improve on this welcome message?

[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]

I've been busy adding customizations to the forum today, and was wondering if anyone had any ideas for improving the email sent to new members to welcome them. Here's what I've got so far:

Dear $username,
Thanks for registering at Clown Forum! We have hot and cold running seltzer, fields of squirting flowers, and acres and acres of custard pies. Newbies to our weekly Clown Chat (on Thursdays at 9 p.m. EST) are expected to bring the chips and dip! Please post an introduction so we can get to know you, and jump right in!

XOXO
your new friends at Clown Forum

[Jamz]

I think its good just the way it is

[saphireSue]

sounds good to me