The Official Name-Change Thread

[in Harmony with Jesus]

As a personal friend of hers, I can definitely say Twinkles knows her make up! Her alter ego is also an Avon Rep. "MUAH!" much love sis!

[Twinkles LC]

Originally Posted by Don Quixote

It's been suggested here that those would make a good replacement for red greasepaint on the lips. Not a bad idea at all, actually.

well to be completely honest ---I do use a lipstick and not a grease pencil---that is how I actually found the color I was looking for and it only cost a dollar or two. I use a little baby powder to set it and it stays put pretty well.

[Twinkles LC]

Originally Posted by in Harmony with Jesus

As a personal friend of hers, I can definitely say Twinkles knows her make up! Her alter ego is also an Avon Rep. "MUAH!" much love sis!

Thanks for the back up girl--i love ya too--guess we got some clowning to do on Saturday. Oh and I used to do Mary Kay also---it was kinda expensive though.

[tim]

HA! So I got this crazy idea. What about if I asked you all to call me "tim"?

[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]

Tim? Tim?! But that's so... ordinary!

[tim]

Well, firstly, remember it's "tim" with a small t. But I find it to be a funny name... especially for a clown! I mean, it's awful odd, even. Throws you off kilter. Who would expect a clown to be called, "tim", after all? What kind of a clown would want to be called "tim"? It even leads one to wonder what the clown's "real name" could possibly be.

[Fiddlestix H. McWhiskers]

Hello Princess,

Would you be so kind as to change my username for me?
I believe I've found a name I shall stick with (at least for the time being).
"Fiddlestix H. McWhiskers"

Sound okee-dokee artichokee?

[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]

Aw, Fiddlestix! Your request is granted

Don Quixote, your username change request has been denied for the following reason(s):

• As stated, Tim is an ordinary name. The applicant has not shown sufficient evidence to prove that Tim is an extraordinary name.
• Name change request was not filled out in triplicate.
• Not cost-effective to change to a name of only three letters.
• Insufficient grovelling.
• Applicant resembles a Don Quixote much more than he resembles a Tim.
• Applicant has failed to use the magic word.
• Granting the user's request to change names will result in a surplus of pixels which cannot be recycled, thus increasing the carbon footprint of Clown Forum. The applicant's request might be considered if he would append the letters "id" in an attempt to ameliorate the environmental damage.
• Applicant has not found a replacement to fill the vacant position of windmill tilter. And someone has to pick up after Rocinante.

If you disagree with this decision, it is your right to request a Fair Hearing in a kangaroo court.

[sirlaffalot]

Hey my real name is Tim

[Fiddlestix H. McWhiskers]

Originally Posted by The_Princess_of_Bozonia

Aw, Fiddlestix! Your request is granted

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!... (Ad Infinitum)