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Old 04-09-2008, 05:34 PM
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he thought it was to hard to be a woman
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Old 04-09-2008, 06:13 PM
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he thought it was to hard to be a woman

Tim realized it was hard to PLEASE a woman.
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In honor of Name Yourself Day, I would like to give myself a new name. I thought long and hard. I tried a few names and finally came up with one that I like.

If the Princess would be so kind, I would like to change my name to Sir Toony Van Dukes.

Thank you, your humble servent.

- Toony [Mike B]
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Tim realized it was hard to PLEASE a woman.
Now, now, I wouldn't have any trouble with THAT at all.
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Old 04-09-2008, 06:45 PM
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I miss Deborah, I thought Tim looked great in heels
I don't have to be a woman to do THAT.
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Old 04-09-2008, 06:54 PM
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What if you could get Harpoetta into heels, OTOH, THERE would be a sight to see!
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:07 PM
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Did you think I wouldn't see that, Tim? lol
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I dub thee Sir Toony, knight of Bozonia! *taps you on each shoulder with a balloon sword* Arise, Sir Toony.

(Good thing that was a balloon sword, or I would have taken an ear off...)
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:39 AM
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Did you think I wouldn't see that, Tim? lol
I want to know if you've EVER worn heels. And I mean, real, dressy heels, not just 1.5 inch working big blocky shoe things. You'd look great in them, but it's hard to imagine that you would let them be anywhere within 50 feet of you.
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Old 04-10-2008, 11:42 AM
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I want to know if you've EVER worn heels. And I mean, real, dressy heels, not just 1.5 inch working big blocky shoe things. You'd look great in them, but it's hard to imagine that you would let them be anywhere within 50 feet of you.
Not since I graduated from highschool 5 years ago, that's also the last time I wore a dress. Both were borrowed from my Mom. I wouldn't own clothes that would get in the way to work in.
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