The Official Name-Change Thread

[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]

Why don't you try Grandpa on for size and see how you like it? Seems to be the fashion now

Yeah, I was worried Deborah would start pilfering the individually wrapped soaps we've got in there...

[tim]

Originally Posted by The_Princess_of_Bozonia

Yeah, I was worried Deborah would start pilfering the individually wrapped soaps we've got in there...

You get individually wrapped soaps? Shoot, sometimes we don't get ANY soap!

I was trying to figure what that vending machine on the wall that was asking for a quarter was all about, though.

[Dale]

thank you princess....
and thank you chip. for reasons unknown

[Scruffy]

Originally Posted by The_Princess_of_Bozonia

What, not Itchy and Scratchy?

Ren and Stimpy?
Ernest and Julio?
I'll just stick with Scruffy.......

[Patches]

Ok, I finally have my clown name. It may not be the most original, but I'm going with "Patches" for my name. I checked the members list and there are 3 derivatioins of "Patches" but nobody has it as just "Patches". So, what do I have to do in order for my user name to be changed to Patches?

thanks,
Jeff / Patches

p.s. My Spears shoes came in yesterday and last night I dreamt my nephew was calling me Patches... hence the name.

[SuitcaseSam]

Originally Posted by Scruffy

Ren and Stimpy?
Ernest and Julio?
I'll just stick with Scruffy.......

Hey there Ye Ol' Flea Picker (Get it? Ukulele means "Jumping Flea" in other languages),
What if you called yourself "Strings" and added your Ukulele to your Clowning?

Just a thought.....

~Sam

[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]

Originally Posted by jeff137

So, what do I have to do in order for my user name to be changed to Patches?

First, fill out this form in triplicate and have it notarized. Then fill out this questionnaire in quadruplicate and have one signed by your doctor, one by your grammar school principal, one by your grandmother, and one by your friendly neighborhood hobo. Then pay a $100 fee; only Monopoly money or other funny money accepted here by the Bozonian Central Bank. Then, get this card stamped, your hand stamped, and your forehead stamped with your new name, and get 20 2x2 and 8 8 1/2x11 photos taken. Wait in line, turn in the photos, and sign away your rights and submit to a background check. Later that night, tiny ninjas will invade your house, check out all the chocolate you've got in the background and confiscate it. If your chocolate is satisfactory your request will be approved.

[Scruffy]

Originally Posted by SuitcaseSam

Hey there Ye Ol' Flea Picker (Get it? Ukulele means "Jumping Flea" in other languages),
What if you called yourself "Strings" and added your Ukulele to your Clowning?

Just a thought.....

~Sam

Great idea, Sam; But I'll just keep Scruffy.

I gotta be me.....

[ashes]

I'm with you, Scruffy!
I just gotta be me, too. But I keep trying to add new
skills to the old act. It ain't easy, though....

Ashes

[Patches]

Originally Posted by The_Princess_of_Bozonia

Later that night, tiny ninjas will invade your house, check out all the chocolate you've got in the background and confiscate it. If your chocolate is satisfactory your request will be approved.

I wondered where the Hershey's bar went from my hiding place! It's a good thing I read this before fussing at my better 1/2 for taking it.

Thanks for getting the name changed for me.