(Cue cheesy music.)
HEY everybody! It's time to play that wild and wacky game which NOBODY likes but all contestants love. (Well, not really, but the promotions people said that we should say it's so.) Prizes, prizes, more prizes! We have absolutely not. Still, it's a chance for you to participate. Today's lucky victim is Tim. Tim keeps changing his name. And he doesn't even have multiple personality disorder. What's wrong with Tim? Well, I guess we'll never figure THAT out. But this isn't the game we're playing, anyway. No, if you want to play that game, get good insurance and take tim to the bank. He'll need it if he's going to visit that phychaitrist who can't fix him but wants his money. Instead, this is your opportunity to take a shot, er I mean make a suggestion, at what we should call him as we play, "NAME.... THAT.... TIM!"
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~ God loves women who date clowns.
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