04-21-2008, 11:35 AM
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I tried to perSUEDE my husband to watch "Everybody Loves RAYON" the other night, but he wouldn't LINEN.
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04-21-2008, 04:14 PM
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My dad always says that he was a singer in a past life. Yeah, he spent 60 years as a sewing machine.
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04-21-2008, 04:52 PM
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Grand Poobah of Clowning
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What a coincidence! My Dad was a toaster! He loved wedding toasts especially.
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04-21-2008, 08:15 PM
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Wow ... I wonder if he knew my mom. She was quite a mixer at all parties.
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04-21-2008, 09:22 PM
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My brother would fit in to this family of kitchen appliances. He was a refrigerator and loved to chill.
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04-21-2008, 10:14 PM
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My uncle likes to take out the garbage -- he's always at your disposal.
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04-21-2008, 10:55 PM
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Grand Poobah of Clowning
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Got 244 laughs in 156 posts
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My cousin had a microwave. She had really tiny hands.
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04-21-2008, 11:30 PM
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I bet she was a sore loser, wasn't she? You can always spot a sore loser by defeat.
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The following 2 clowns laughed out loud at Blondie's funny post:
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04-22-2008, 06:57 PM
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I met a real nice guy today. He's a janitor and swept me off my feet.
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04-22-2008, 10:58 PM
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Grand Poobah of Clowning
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I once dated a muffin man, but found that he was half-baked.
Do you know the muffin man?
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The following 1 clowns laughed out loud at Pickles's funny post:
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