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Old 04-23-2008, 10:10 PM
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I can c that you're not paying attention ... don't feel bad. Things are tight here too; we can't pay attention either. We're so poor that I had to make a new suit for my husband ... his choices were Chex for the pants and Boo Berry for the shirt.
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:28 AM
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Chex pants?? Boo Berry shirt!...

Now giving someone the shirt off your back is one thing... but the cereal out of your bowl thats taking things a bite too far.

Yes the search for Count Chocula does go on in vein... last time saw him he was notoriously drunk. One too many bloody marys.
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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!

Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup!

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Old 04-24-2008, 07:37 AM
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Oh ... when he said he was always being called to the bar, I thought he must be an attorney.
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Old 04-24-2008, 08:34 AM
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I think we should attorney this around and go in a different direction
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Or at least make it brief!
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Or at least make it brief!
We'll make it brief if thats the case... Order in the court?? I'll have a cheezeburger hold the burger, extra cheeze, and loaded with Pickles.
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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!

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Old 04-24-2008, 11:24 AM
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A burger loaded with PICKLES!!!!! What are you -- a clown cannibal? Didn't anybody ever tell you not to eat clowns -- they taste funny!
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I've heard of King Author's Court, but this must be Burger King's Court. Except there is no meat to your case.
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I guess our neighbors must be having some hard times ... we asked them to go to Burger King with us and they told us they had to turn vegetarian because they couldn't make ends meat.
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Old 04-24-2008, 10:47 PM
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Do your neighbors have trouble with fruit salad being all stirred up? I've heard you can't raisin with it and it's always banana shape about something.
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