04-24-2008, 11:11 PM
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My brother had to go to the psychiatrist the other day ... he thought he was a pear ... but the doctor assured him he was only one. Then he gave him a fruit basket to take with him, but it was shrink wrapped.
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04-25-2008, 08:35 AM
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My brother thought he was a Harley, so he went in for some cycle analysis. He seems to be getting better, now he just thinks he's a scooter.
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04-25-2008, 08:54 AM
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You think that's bad? Well, my sister started acting like a wasp. She had to go in for beehive-orial therapy.
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04-25-2008, 09:42 AM
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That's very intereSTING Pickles. The BUZZ around here is that she broke out in HIVES.
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04-25-2008, 10:36 AM
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The motto that I BEElieve in most is "Lord, please make my words as sweet as honey for tomorrow I may have to eat them."
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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!
Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup!
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04-25-2008, 12:20 PM
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That is a motto that I will bee keeping in mind as I try to purge my mouth of words that may sting.
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04-25-2008, 05:06 PM
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If you don't mind your own bees-ness, you might get stung.
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04-25-2008, 07:28 PM
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I'm really excited ... speaking of bugs ... I just got a new watch and it's full of ticks, so I got some bug spray ... hopefully that will help to get rid of the ticks.
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04-25-2008, 07:54 PM
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I hope gave it a good lickin' and it stopped the little tickens. I would hate to learn that you caught time desease.
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04-25-2008, 10:50 PM
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I came in the bedroom the other night, only to find my husband stomping on his new watch. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he just had some time to kill.
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