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04-26-2008, 04:14 PM
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Fifi, you are so right. After seeing the hospital's bill, my wallet needed CPR.
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04-26-2008, 04:17 PM
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I needed to go to the hospital but I had a negative wallet biopsy.
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04-26-2008, 05:11 PM
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Is that like an accountectomy (surgical removal of all the money in your bank account)? They had to put me out cold for that one and it still hurt!
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04-26-2008, 06:12 PM
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The executives at the hospital I work at says they are on a tight budget ... so we have just had to cut coroners.
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04-26-2008, 06:16 PM
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I once had a friend who started a new job as a coroner.... I asked him how work was going and he just replied... "Well... things are pretty dead here"
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sullivantheatrics@hotmail.com www.sullivantheatrics.webs.com What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!! Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup! Christopher L. Sullivan AKA Razzle-Dazzle D. Clown, Lewie Delightful, and many Others.
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04-26-2008, 06:24 PM
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A new job as a coroner...that sounds like quite the undertaking!
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04-26-2008, 06:38 PM
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LOL it does sound like quite the undertaking... I once heard about a little old lady that never got married... and while she was on her deathbed she requested that all of her pall-bearers be women. When asked why she prefered all female pall-bearers she replied saying, "Well... if men won't take me out while I'm living... then I certainly don't want them taking me out when I'm dead."
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sullivantheatrics@hotmail.com www.sullivantheatrics.webs.com What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!! Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup! Christopher L. Sullivan AKA Razzle-Dazzle D. Clown, Lewie Delightful, and many Others. Last edited by Mr. Dazzle; 04-26-2008 at 09:24 PM.
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04-26-2008, 08:55 PM
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I'm hoping to avoid the coronor, but I'm afraid I soon may be deaf as a doorknob. See I've got a fish stuck in my ear and the Dr. says I have a serious Herring problem.
What?
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04-26-2008, 09:24 PM
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I sea that we are back to more of those fishy puns...
I knew a old man who went to his doctor for a checkup... His wife sat impatiently in the waiting room... after his visit she went in to ask the Dr. what the diagnosis was, knowing that her husband wouldn't remember every detail... The Dr. said, "Your Husband is approaching the golden years of his life.... He needs to play Golf any time he wants, he needs you to cook three square meals a day, he needs you to just lay a big kiss on him any time you feel like it, he needs you to give him foot and back rubs, he needs you to give him the remote control and let him turn it to any channel he wants. He just needs some TLC." She looked at the Dr. and said ... "Ok... If you think thats best.". She wandered back out into the waiting room, got her husband, and got in the car. Once they were in the car He looked at her and said, "Well what did the Dr. tell ya"... She said. "You're gonna die."
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sullivantheatrics@hotmail.com www.sullivantheatrics.webs.com What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!! Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup! Christopher L. Sullivan AKA Razzle-Dazzle D. Clown, Lewie Delightful, and many Others. Last edited by Mr. Dazzle; 04-26-2008 at 09:30 PM.
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04-26-2008, 10:06 PM
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Hmmm ... poor guy ... it sounds like he was on a strict die-it.
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