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Old 04-26-2008, 10:17 PM
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I hope that Ms. Harriet and Mr. Richard Handsome don't decide to go on die-its like that!!!

Richard always says, "Every morning I wake up and I get the newspaper. First thing, I check the obituary section. If my names not in it... then I have breakfast."
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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!

Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup!

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Old 04-26-2008, 10:28 PM
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Did he have that disease where he thinks he's a portable TV channel changer? I hear that the chances of survival are remote.
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Old 04-26-2008, 10:52 PM
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Nah... Mr. Handsome tried to be a "Thinker"... He had one great idea but it was like having his picture taken... one brilliant flash and it was over.

Thus the end of that career.
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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!

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Old 04-27-2008, 01:06 PM
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Having flashbacks, huh? Good thing Ms. Harriet found out now ... she isn't interested in flashbackers.
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Old 04-27-2008, 03:00 PM
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Is that like a flasher? Those people are never clothes-minded.
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:49 PM
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I think I saw a news flash about them. On the bright side, they save money on their laundry.
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:45 PM
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Well, they really should shower more often too because of their dirty minds.
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:38 AM
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Well, they really should shower more often too because of their dirty minds.
Maybe they're afraid of being brainwashed.
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:45 AM
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All this talk of flashing made me want to dabble in a little bit of the taboo 70s sport of streaking. I know this is not acceptable behavior, so I finally took action to relieve me of the urge. I drank a whole bottle of Windex, and now I'm streak-free.
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:08 PM
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I hope you didn't do any nude movie scenes unless, of course, you are a real film buff.
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