the great pun-off thread!

[Wowza]

All this cleaning talk reminds me of my job at the zoo.

While cleaning the aviary one day, I noticed that two finches were dead on the floor. I picked them up and put them into a sack in my wheelbarrow and moved on to the next stall.

When I got to the monkey cage, I saw that two chimps had also died of natural causes. "Waste not, want not" I said as I put them in the sack in my wheelbarrow.

Later, at feeding time, I tossed the sack with the dead animals into the lion cage.

"Bloody hell," the lion roared. "Not finch and chimps again!"

[jolly Gee]

Gee talken about feeding and eating: Did you hear that cannibals won't eat clowns............. They taste funny!!

[Nettie Belle]

I've heard that ... . I heard it’s gotta be something in the circus air circulation … and I’m not lion.

[Sonshine D Clown]

Yes, there is something in the air, during one of the shows the magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. To top that all off, in the center ring, the clowns were in the middle of the flea circus act, and this dog came in out of no where and stole the show. I am on my way to see Crystal Ball , she will be able to share insite on all this mystery and give us all the bear faxs.

[Nettie Belle]

Ooh ... be careful, Sonshine, if you're going to the circus, today ... I read in the paper this morning that there was a fire at the circus and the heat was in tents.

[Gladman]

Originally Posted by jolly Gee

Gee talken about feeding and eating: Did you hear that cannibals won't eat clowns............. They taste funny!!

Be careful!! The word is spreading in cannibal land, "Don't start with the juggler. It will alter the makeup of the clown and make it taste even funnier." {:0)~

[Nettie Belle]

... and you CERTAINLY don't want to upset the cannibal ... you could end up in hot water.

[Hopper]

Happened to a friend of mine. He got pretty steamed about it.

[Yin Yang]

Especially since a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

[Nettie Belle]

Your mind just needs to be trained to memorize lots of things ... things you hear, taste, smell, and see. I seem to have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet.