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Old 05-07-2008, 10:40 AM
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Callipygian~ Having well-shaped buttocks.

This is a word about which would be possible to generate many bad puns, thereby making an ass of oneself and becoming the butt of jokes.
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Old 05-10-2008, 06:49 PM
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The pun thread seems to have hit rock bottom.
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:14 PM
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Rocks? Scotch on the rocks? Here's lookin at ya and "bottoms up!"
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Finally, we hit rock bottom. Now we have a solid foundation to lay the cornerstone for the next hundred puns.
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:27 PM
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Not just a hundred- we're well over a hundred PAGES-

I don't know if that's callipygian or not, but it seems ASStronomical to me!
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:29 PM
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Hey, I thought I'd share a piece of pi with all my clown friends:
(speaking of asstronomical- making our behinds a little bit bigger)

3.14159265358979323...


and that's a pretty big piece of pi!


DUCK!

I'm throwing it at your face, silly clown!
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DUCK? Where?

Hey, that wasn't a duck at all. I'm not going to pull your finger anymore.
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Old 05-11-2008, 08:51 PM
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Duck, duck, goose! That was always a big hit when I was a kid.
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I think it must have been a big hit at my brother's school too ... he doesn't even remember it.
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My brother has a farm with a couple of low class ducks and a Propaganda - a real gentlemenly goose.
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