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Two geese in a farmyard, one asks the other, "what do you do when you get lonely?"
The second goose replies, "oh, I just have a gander around!"
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05-12-2008, 12:49 PM
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duck, duck,
GOOSE-
Here we are talking about rear- ends again!
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05-12-2008, 12:51 PM
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you know, I'm not just a silly goose-
I'm also a
MICHI-GANDER!
(yuk-yuk-yuk) 
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05-13-2008, 07:28 AM
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... and since my husband is an old goat, I guess that would make me an INDI-nanny.
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05-13-2008, 08:19 AM
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My husband is a old fart... LOL!!!
I've noticed now that he's in his 50's he passes gas more often.
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05-13-2008, 08:28 AM
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I've been eating way too much lately. I guess I'm just a New Porker.
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05-13-2008, 11:48 AM
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My gal friend is an Ole Porker, we like to hold hams and take shoat naps.
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05-13-2008, 05:19 PM
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Well, let me throw in some advice from Texas.
No bull, y'all need to steer clear of those cow pies!
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05-13-2008, 07:45 PM
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Watch out, Wowza ... here comes one now.
I used to know a butcher who lived in Texas ... I couldn't believe a word he said, though ... he was full of bull-oney.
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05-13-2008, 08:26 PM
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a butcher, a barber, a candlestick maker...
Speaking of a butcher...
I had a b#tcher of a time today with the kids! Helped at preschool, hosted a playdate, changed the worst disaster of a #2 diaper ever, and eased the bebe through his colic ( a little rx zantac liquid- he barfed, pooped, and after crying for an hour straight previous to the medicine, immediately fell asleep!)
But now, after a bit of Bailey's and the littlest one fast asleep, the world is a much nicer place 
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