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Old 05-13-2008, 07:42 PM
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Aww, he's sorry he got your day upset. For cryin' out loud, Applegirl, I feel for you , cuz I know ... colic is no laughing matter.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:23 PM
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I know how you feel, Applegirl. I just called the Incontinence Hotline and they asked me to hold!
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:35 PM
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You should have told them they were cracking you up.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:45 PM
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Wow, talk of babies and incontinence.

I guess it Depends on how you look at it, but either way, you're wearing diapers.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:49 PM
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Babies sure love to be Pampered, don't they? I bet Applegirl has some pretty Gerber carpet in her house these days.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:17 PM
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Applegirl, have you tried changing the baby? Maybe into a hamster, I hear they don't get collicky.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:45 AM
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Just make sure he isn't playing tennis when he's crying ... he could be charged with raquet tearing.
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I wanted my day in court so I tried playing tennis. But it just wasn't my raquet.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:07 AM
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I know it's time to get in shape!

But taking afternoon naps just is not working out...
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:06 PM
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Talking about getting into shape, my doctor told me I was in perfect shape...

... round is a shape.
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