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Old 05-14-2008, 12:52 PM
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I can't remember the last time I exercised, but I'm jogging my memory.
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Old 05-14-2008, 01:54 PM
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Some would say that this was an exercise in futility.

But then we'd pie 'em.
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Old 05-14-2008, 05:11 PM
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My husband keeps asking me if he still has a 6-pack ... I told him it just needs the little plastic thingy to hold it all together so it will sit on the cart.
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Old 05-14-2008, 07:57 PM
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My husband says that I'm as light as a feather ..... from a very large bird.

Is that a compliment?
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:12 PM
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From one clown to another, birds of a feather flock together. Your husband is plume crazy.
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:57 PM
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my wife says that I have the body of a god...

... Budhi was a god.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:05 PM
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I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. By the time I do lose weight, fat will be in.
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Yeah, I would like to have the body of a Greek goddess, but I know it's only wishful shrinking.
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***When I was young, my boyfriend told my mom that I eat like a bird. (I was shy around him and didn't eat too much) With a surprise in her eyes, she nodded and said, "you're right ... a VULTURE!"



***true story!
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:01 PM
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I have had a few dates that belonged on the funny farm, there was one girl who was too chicken to eat in public and another date who would just pig out.
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