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05-18-2008, 10:40 AM
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and beauty is only skip deep-
but why waste a good beer on your skin? I hear if you drink it, it affects your mind- and you'll at least THINK you're beautiful! A mind is a terrible thing to waste and a waist is a terrible thing to mind
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05-18-2008, 10:48 AM
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If you are concerned about your weight, I hear there are some new hypnosis recordings available, its all mind over matter.
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05-18-2008, 12:46 PM
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "Two beers please...one for me and one for the road."
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05-18-2008, 07:53 PM
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I actually think beer is good for the men I met ... at least in my younger days, it helped me ... you know, they were a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.
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05-18-2008, 08:28 PM
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That sounds like base ball--out at third!
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05-19-2008, 06:28 AM
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All this talk of beer reminds me of a fraternity I belonged to in high school. "Tap A Keg of Beer".
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05-19-2008, 07:19 AM
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A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says "Ok - I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
That's the last bar joke 
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05-20-2008, 02:37 PM
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sorry, more bar jokes!
Two guys walked into a bar.
You'd think the second one would have ducked! (Oh no, back to those ducks again)
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05-20-2008, 02:38 PM
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05-20-2008, 02:40 PM
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but since we're on the topic of bases anyway...
(and my apologies, I'm revisiting an infantile topic, I've been preoccupied lately) This lactating business has made my breasts a pain in the ass.
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