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Sir Toony Van Dukes
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My co-worker couldn't stomach it when the doctor told her that her son was lactose intolerant.
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05-20-2008, 06:12 PM
Fitzwilly
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Still
milking
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whole
lot of you, why for
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cents
I would stop
skimming
this thread!
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05-20-2008, 06:26 PM
sirlaffalot
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Ya, I would say that this thread is getting a little cheesy.
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Nettie Belle
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There are many grate things discussed here, but one time two clowns got in a fight here, and one said to the udder one, "hey, that's nacho cheese."
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05-20-2008, 09:04 PM
Fifi D. Clown
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I have an invisible baby and she only drinks evaporated milk.
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05-20-2008, 09:08 PM
sirlaffalot
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Do Pygmy babies drink condensed milk?
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05-20-2008, 09:19 PM
Fifi D. Clown
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Maybe they only drink a Half Pint.
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05-20-2008, 10:22 PM
Willace-the-Clown
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this thread isn't old & cheesey its just well aged
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applegirl
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nose knows
speaking of aged...
I have an old joke (it's punny, I promise) that seems relevant, we've got some runny noses in our house lately.
(My refrigerator keeps running- Oh yeah, well, go catch it!)
How do you make a kleenex dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it!
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05-21-2008, 08:13 AM
Wowza
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Someone called my house the other day and asked if I had Olive Oil in a can.
I said "Of course not, Popeye wouldn't like that!"
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