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Old 05-20-2008, 03:09 PM
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My co-worker couldn't stomach it when the doctor told her that her son was lactose intolerant.
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:12 PM
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Still milking this thread for all it is worth I see; and it is the whole lot of you, why for 2 per cents I would stop skimming this thread!
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:26 PM
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Ya, I would say that this thread is getting a little cheesy.
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Old 05-20-2008, 07:15 PM
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There are many grate things discussed here, but one time two clowns got in a fight here, and one said to the udder one, "hey, that's nacho cheese."
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:04 PM
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I have an invisible baby and she only drinks evaporated milk.
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Do Pygmy babies drink condensed milk?
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:19 PM
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Maybe they only drink a Half Pint.
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:22 PM
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this thread isn't old & cheesey its just well aged
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:49 AM
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speaking of aged...

I have an old joke (it's punny, I promise) that seems relevant, we've got some runny noses in our house lately.

(My refrigerator keeps running- Oh yeah, well, go catch it!)

How do you make a kleenex dance?

You put a little BOOGIE in it!

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Old 05-21-2008, 08:13 AM
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Someone called my house the other day and asked if I had Olive Oil in a can.

I said "Of course not, Popeye wouldn't like that!"
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