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Olive the diets I've tried won't let me use any type of oil. Frankly I am just thick and tired of it!
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05-23-2008, 05:36 PM
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Charles Dickens once walked into a bar and ordered a martini. The bartender asked him, "Olive or twist?"
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05-23-2008, 05:42 PM
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sugarplum ferry
Oh, that's just plum silly!
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05-23-2008, 06:47 PM
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If they make olive oil by squeezing olives, how do they make baby oil?
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05-24-2008, 09:11 AM
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Boy ... speaking of babies ... I had my electrician come over to look at my refrigerator the other day and he told me his wife was going to have a baby ... and they were both in shock.
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05-24-2008, 04:44 PM
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I felt out of touch with current affairs, so I called an electrician. Now I am plugged in.
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05-25-2008, 12:47 PM
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I think the presidential candidates should be electricians if they don't win the presidency ... they certainly have everybody charged up.
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05-25-2008, 12:49 PM
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Hmmmmm ... speaking of being charged up ... today seems like it would be a good day to do some shopping.
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05-25-2008, 01:25 PM
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Blondie - I can see you love to go buy buy.
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05-25-2008, 02:43 PM
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I love shopping too. I bought a schooner just because it has four sails.
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