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Old 05-25-2008, 03:48 PM
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I hope it wasn't half off. That wouldn't be a very good sail.
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Old 05-25-2008, 08:09 PM
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Yeah, a deal like that can really give you a sinking feeling.
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Old 05-25-2008, 08:11 PM
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I had a sinking feeling when i bought a holely boat from a church fund rasier
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Old 05-25-2008, 10:35 PM
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That doesn't sound like a very good boat, Willace. You should sell it to the guy at the carnival ... but at least give him a fair price on it.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:21 PM
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I heard that the guy who owns the laundromat is looking for a boat. But promise me you won't take him to the cleaners!
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:39 AM
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Also, don't take him for a ride and make him think it can float on water.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:41 AM
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The guy who owns the laundromat here in town is very busy ... I heard he had a dozen suits in court.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:44 AM
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Do they have any pants to spare? Last year judge in DC filed a suit against his neighborhood dry cleaners for $54 million over a pair of lost pants.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:39 AM
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Well, that kind of settlement makes cents if the missing trousers were clown pants.
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:13 AM
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I've heard of people losing their shirt in a court case, but pants?!
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