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Old 05-31-2008, 08:39 PM
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I'd love to have the energy to answer your questions Sir Toony, but I'm just American Idle tonight. Don't even feel like Dancing with the Stars tonight! (Not that any asked me.)

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Old 05-31-2008, 09:21 PM
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If you don't have the Endurance, relax and play Queen for a Day. But, Let's Make a Deal, tomorrow, if The Price is Right, we will get Dance Fever.
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:39 PM
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Well, if The Price is Right, and if you Double Dare me, I might come up with an answer. As it is, Let's hope I can Make a Deal with my grumpy daughter to get her to bed.

(Sir Toony's post went up while I was writing this one. Great minds stink alike!)

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Old 06-01-2008, 12:31 AM
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Old 06-01-2008, 12:54 AM
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Too bad about your bicycle, Punkin ... maybe you should put in in your House, then you could work on it 24/7. Or ... you could invite your Friends over to help you work on it. You could offer dinner for their help and tell them it's Meal or No Meal.
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With cooking like that your Big Brother might say Gime' A Break and start looking for Survivors before the night is over, but you know what they say Different Strokes for different folks. Then again I suppose that is just The Facts of Life.
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Old 06-01-2008, 10:35 AM
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I like Good Eats, but I am definitely not a Top Chef. Sometimes, I am not sure I even know How to Boil Water. Where is The Galloping Gourmet when I need him?
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:07 PM
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I hear he is a real Family Guy. Very nice person, I enjoy watching his old shows on the cooking channel that explain How it's Made. But I heard that all he wanted was The Simple Life, with a few Creature Comforts,and a Room with a view. he was hoping that the money he earned from his new cooking gadget, the American Chopper, would get him on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, or maybe even Biography. While he was once the King of the Hill, now sadly he has learned that things are Tougher in Alaska than he thought they would be.
He had some Good Times though. he was able to keep his business All in the Family. Like any business, there were Growing Pains but fortunately, he was able to Get Smart very quickly.
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( looks like mike and my self are kin too the food net work)
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