the great pun-off thread!

[MrsFix]

Originally Posted by Sir Toony Van Dukes

It has been a long time since I played video games. As a matter of fact, I think the last game I went ape over was Donkey Kong.

My husband likes to game. In fact, he can get quite muleish. Fortunately, he's not a jack---, so I get a kick out of nettling him about it. Lend me a long ear, and I'll be happy to bray about it.

PS--Aren't the Cubs going to play the Brayves soon?!

[Pickles]

Last time we moved, we had a professional from a moving company at our home boxing up our belongings. He kept taking long breaks, and I felt like he wasn't making any progress whatsoever. Finally I lost my temper and started screaming, "PAC, MAN, PAC MAN!!"

[Nettie Belle]

Didn't he tell you his back mega hertz and he was hungry? After he has a byte to eat, you can watch him work through the windows ... he's chipper as a mouse.

[MrsFix]

Did he slip a disk? If so, I bet that was a hard drive to the new address. Maybe he stopped on the way to take a break while overlooking a scenic Vista. An Apple would've been nice for a byte before getting back to the program.

Just make sure you screen someone before you hire them to bus your boxes and files to a new site.

(My husband is a software engineer. Be glad that I don't throw obscure geek terms at y'all!)

[Fifi D. Clown]

Maybe he crashed at his friend, Bob’s, apartment (known as the “mouse pad” for obvious reasons) so he didn’t get much sleep the night before. Or he could have had a virus. It can happen without a fatal warning.

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

I think I need to hang up my running shoes. I am a Virgin when it comes to marathons, so I didn't know better and tried to Sprint the whole race. After a few miles, I had to ask someone to GoPhone for help.

[Pickles]

Well, I was ready to give him the boot if he didn't get backup from his break. I almost swore at him, but I didn't want to be known as a cursor.

[applegirl]

Holy Hardware, PacMan, You've all been on a roll with the techno-puns!

I thought I was techno-savvy, but the best I can do with this is to wonder about the

farmer in the Dell....

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

I love the classic arcade games. They were the precursors to today's online games and virtual reality worlds. Back then, I was happy when I had a Second Life to keep My Space clear of Asteroids and Space Invaders.

[Nettie Belle]

Since I work a full time job, it's hard to keep myspace clean so I hired the lady across the street. They're sort of an eccentric couple. She is married to William Warren White, but her name is Dot Comm. They love to talk about spider webs.