the great pun-off thread!

[Nettie Belle]

Boy, what a coincidence you would mention sewing, Sonshine ... I got my new sewing machine so I entered a contest here in town and now I'm on pins and needles waiting to see whose one.

[Sonshine D Clown]

Good luck Nettie ... Sonshine clowned this evening.... it's been raining here all day, now its raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road.

[Nettie Belle]

Oh, so YOU got the rain up there in Michigan ... the weather forecast for our area was for freezing rain, and sure enough it was an ice day.

[Chuckles The Clown]

My Ex-boss Used To Run In Circles, Everybody Called Him The "big Wheel"

[Nettie Belle]

Oh ... that reminds me of an ex boss of mine. I used to work in the bubblegum factory and one day, I started laughing as my boss fell in a big huge vat of bubblegum. Boy, did he ever chew me out.

[tim]

That's the day you left Charleston!

[Sonshine D Clown]

Did you say Charleston? I have family down there, matter fact, my neice and her hubby live there. She had twins last week and sent me a photos. But when I opened the package, every photo was cut in half. I called and asked where the other half of the photos were. She said "Oh, we are needing to save money and since the boys are twins, If you seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

[Nettie Belle]

Aww, my nephew has the cutest twins EVER and I went to visit them this summer. They had been womb mates for a long time, but they were finally born on a Twos-day.

[Fitzwilly]

Originally Posted by koo koo ka choo!

That's too hot to Handel.

With SnuggleSnort's "complaining" I thought he might have a messiah complex since he started this thread.

[Nettie Belle]

My husband used to sing in "The Messiah" but this year, we've promised our granddaughter that we would go see Mickey Mouse on Ice which is the same night. I hope I do better this year ... last year, everything was spinning because I got Disney spells.