the great pun-off thread! - Page 141

Nettie Belle · #**1401** (**permalink**) 06-16-2008, 10:36 PM

That's the way hats are, Fifi ... summer not going to stay on your head even if it's a hat that you think won't fall. Especially spring hats ... they bounce all over the place. It makes you wonder where they went ... er do they?

Pickles · #**1402** (**permalink**) 06-16-2008, 10:46 PM

In the warmer months I spring into action and go deep-sea diving. If I'm lucky I might find some oysters and maybe even A Pril!

Nettie Belle · #**1403** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 06:59 PM

Speaking of hats ... I bet you could make a very nice oyster bonnet, Pickles. Just in time for the oyster prilade.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1404** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:24 PM

My hats off to the ladies for getting a good head start, but I have my thinking cap on and will be dishing out the puns. You better put your helmet on.

Pickles · #**1405** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:35 PM

Looking back at some of these "groaners" we've devised ... Maybe a dunce cap is more appropriate!

Fifi D. Clown · #**1406** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:46 PM

I think some kid told me this joke: Why did the man wear the bunny on his head? Because he didn't have any hare.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1407** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 08:50 PM

I am having a hard time deciding between putting on my night cap or going down to the kitchen for a night cap.

Fifi D. Clown · #**1408** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 09:09 PM

Here's a recap of my night cap: I put some cereal in a bowler and scarfed it up, now there is going to be heck toupee at the gym tomorrow!

MrsFix · #**1409** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 09:57 PM

And to top it off, you don't want to be late for the roller derby.

Pickles · #**1410** (**permalink**) 06-17-2008, 09:59 PM

Fifi: Just remember at the gym to baldly go where no clown has gone before--try the tressmill.

(pass the dunce cap please)