the great pun-off thread!

[applegirl]

Now that my bun is out of the oven he cries!

To top it off, he sleeps like a baby- which means, he's up every two hours to cry again.

He is a BUNdle of joy though, starting to smile and just adorable.

[Fifi D. Clown]

Does anyone know the muffin man? I hear he's loafing off again.

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? Drink a toast?

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

Grandpa, You have a very rye sense of humor. Definitely gluten for punishment.

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

Ain't dat sumthin, time to ryes and shine. How can I get this ole slow horse to go fast? Stop feedin him?

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

So, if you stop feeding him so much hay, he will run like in his heyday.

[MrsFix]

...galloping on to the next thing...

[Fifi D. Clown]

I thought I could make my sister's mule laugh by tickling him, but I got a bigger kick out of it then he did.

[Nettie Belle]

Ooh ... I could get in trouble here discussing a mule with the first pun that comes to my mind, but I'm going to skip that one and just ask you if tickled him pink? I bet you're black and blue now, huh? I'm certainly not green with envy, and that's the chartreuse. I bet your face was red, wasn't it?

[Fifi D. Clown]

Well where I got kicked certainly was red, which made me blue. Where did I get kicked you ask? In the barn of course!