the great pun-off thread!

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

I went to the art museum to see an exhibit on abstract art. I am convinced that I could have done several of the pieces. As soon as I brush up on the basics, I will paint my own set of masterpieces.

[Nettie Belle]

I hope you post pictures ... will you also be painting Mrs. Pieces too, or is she shy?

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

I have a flash of inspiration, I should focus my attention on photography.

[Nettie Belle]

I sort of had a feeling you were into hocus focus ... but FLASHING? I never imagined.

[Fifi D. Clown]

What did Sleeping Beauty say when she after she droppped her film off at the photo lab?
"Someday my prints will come..."

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

I saw an artist making a series of ice sculptures. It was totally cool!

[Magic Jeff]

i've painted for so long and so much, i don't have a pint left in me.
(this is the best i could do...) > > > > > >

[Nettie Belle]

The point is, some people pant to get to Clown Forum, but you came right to the punt. Enough to let out some pent up laughs.

[Fifi D. Clown]

Originally Posted by Magic Jeff

i've painted for so long and so much, i don't have a pint left in me.
(this is the best i could do...) > > > > > >

Now don't go calling yourself a "half-pint". Have you tried a 10-gallon hat - that'll make you bigger.

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

Intents indeed, especially in the circus managers office where he makes the clowns undress because he likes comic strips.