the great pun-off thread! - Page 153

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1521** (**permalink**) 07-13-2008, 08:13 PM

O I C. U need sleep. Bye 4 now. C U L8R.

Pickles · #**1522** (**permalink**) 07-14-2008, 01:06 AM

As I read these posts, all the memories of our old waterbed are flooding back. We eventually decided to liquidate the bed, because when we used it, we felt like we were drifting apart.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1523** (**permalink**) 07-14-2008, 07:25 PM

Pickles, I hope you didn't liquidate because of money problems. I could have floated you a loan.

Pickles · #**1524** (**permalink**) 07-14-2008, 08:26 PM

Sir Toony: Thanks for your concern. If I pool my resources, I should have an adequate cash flow.

(However, it is possible that my finances will be drained by the time I get to Clown Camp. It's good to know that The Bank of Sir Toony will be able to help me out in the Dealer's Room!!

)

Nettie Belle · #**1525** (**permalink**) 07-14-2008, 11:21 PM

It might be a good thing I'm not able to attend Moose Camp ... it seems when I get in the dealers' room, my good cents seems to go down the drain. Then I come home and have to tell my husband we are drowning in a see of bills.

Wowza · #**1526** (**permalink**) 07-15-2008, 03:55 PM

Reading all these posts, I'm reminded of the Dire Straits song "Money for Nothing."

It'd be nice to get money for doing nothing, but I think I'd get tired of potato chips all the time.

You're all singing the song now, aren't you? Muwahahahahahaha!

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1527** (**permalink**) 07-15-2008, 03:58 PM

I had the AC repair man stop by today. He said that I am going to need a new system. He said that I can expect to pay a cool ten grand. It chills me to think how I am going to pay for it.

Fifi D. Clown · #**1528** (**permalink**) 07-15-2008, 09:08 PM

I don't even mess around with AC. I'm a member of the fan club and I've got many fans. My biggest fan is named Larry. Yes, I name my fans! I think it's cool!

Pickles · #**1529** (**permalink**) 07-15-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Toony Van Dukes

I had the AC repair man stop by today. He said that I am going to need a new system. He said that I can expect to pay a cool ten grand. It chills me to think how I am going to pay for it.

Does this mean that the Bank of Sir Toony is closed for business?

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1530** (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 09:21 PM

No, the Bank of Sir Toony is still open for business. We are gladly accepting deposits, donations, and spare change. We offer the best rates in town, your money will be gone before you know it.