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Old 08-14-2008, 09:01 AM
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It's not rubbish, and I refuse to take it back.
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:06 AM
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well lets stop all this trash talk, it's making me nervous.
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:11 AM
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Yeah, I don't even want to think about all the garbage I ate. At first, it made me feel glad, but by the end of the meal, I'd feel a little hefty.
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I hope you remembered to shut the garbage door behind you. Do you remember, or will you have to recycle back to make sure?
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Check out the dumpster behind the vegetarian store for a tossed salad.
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:21 PM
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I've got a grate idea ... lettuce all go to the peach tomato ... we'll all turnip at the entrance in our skimpiest zucchinis.
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Old 08-16-2008, 08:45 AM
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That sounds like a plan, Nettie Belle. Just remember, don't do any endives from the dock if the water is too shallot.
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I don't think I'll invite my husband, though ... he is sometimes a real crab, and he clams up around clown fish.
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Old 08-16-2008, 09:18 AM
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Do you mind if my twin cousins from Sweden come along? One of them is named Gustaf and the other is Gustav. I just call them apairaGus.

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Old 08-16-2008, 09:27 AM
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Peas keep up the great puns. You make me and my nephew Artiechoke with laughter!
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