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Old 08-17-2008, 12:21 AM
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Do you think they are at the think tank? I heard there may be a meeting of the minds there.
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Old 08-17-2008, 08:21 PM
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Unfortunately, they were suffering from short-term memory loss and never got past the greeting of the minds.
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Old 08-17-2008, 09:00 PM
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Cool new pic Sir Toony!

You know, if there's one place I'd really love to work, it would be a think tank. What do you do all day? You show up- whenever- you THINK- and then you share those thoughts with CNN and the president who then boss around the world- but never quote you (the ideas came from a "think tank") so you can't get in trouble... Yee haw!

Compared to a dunk tank, which is okay for a half an hour or less if the water is fresh and the day is hot-

or a lobster tank where the occupants get to be exhibitionists for a few brief days after being kidnapped from their homes then they are chosen for the grand prize- being boiled alive and eaten-

I'd say the think tank takes the cake!

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Old 08-17-2008, 11:03 PM
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Some people have "Air Heads"

Do you think that their Brain actually floats on air? LOL!
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:42 AM
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More like fat- heads- nerves in general, and the brain especially - are coated with fat- it helps the messages (nerve impulses) travel better somehow...

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Old 08-18-2008, 06:44 PM
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My cousin thought he had a fat head. He tried to put it on a diet, but it wasn't a great idea - trying to lose his mind. He didn't have much there to start with.
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He's your cousin? Wow ... I think I know some of your other relatives, Air Head, Block Head, and Pin Head. Their dad's A. Head, right?
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And don't forget there are BUTT-HEADS out there! LOL!
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He's your cousin? Wow ... I think I know some of your other relatives, Air Head, Block Head, and Pin Head. Their dad's A. Head, right?
Yes, but they were later adopted by B. Hind. A. Head wasn't all he was cracked up to be. But, if truth be known, B. Hind was very cheeky.

Razzle Dazzle - My husband knows quite a few of the Butt Heads, they seem to drive a lot around here.
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I need to go to the dentist. I cracked my smile while reading all of these great puns.
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