the great pun-off thread! - Page 166

Nettie Belle · #**1651** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 07:15 PM

Just remember when you get to the dentist to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1652** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 07:24 PM

The tooth is that I won't be smiling when I see the bill. This trip to the dentist is going to put a big dent in my wallet, but I will bite the bullet and pay the bill.

Nettie Belle · #**1653** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 08:03 PM

If I were you, I'd check around for another dentist. Maybe you can find one by the name of Poindexter or Jethro ... just avoid Bill.

Sonshine D Clown · #**1654** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 08:19 PM

My grandfather was Poindexter Payne DDS... my granny would always tell us to be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too... it was hard to think that way ... as we went to The House of Payne

Fifi D. Clown · #**1655** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 08:53 PM

Always go to the dentist at tooth hurty (2:30). Oh you probably know the drill by now.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1656** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 09:12 PM

My friend, tim, told me they needed a few more guys on the drill team and suggested I try out. After a quick trip to Home Depot, I thought I was ready.... When I got there, you would think they were holding auditions for Home Improvement because there was definitely "More Power" than I had ever seen.

Gladman · #**1657** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 10:09 PM

I was driving home one night when I saw what looked like a large cooler down in the ditch. I stopped and opened the heavy cooler and discovered that it was full of ice packs with a human toe neatly wrapped on top. Thinking that perhaps someone had lost it on the way to the emergency room, I quickly called a tow truck

Nettie Belle · #**1658** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 10:17 PM

Well nobody nose more than the person who lost the cooler what they were going to do with it ... I'm sure you'll ear something soon. Don't try to finger it out on your own.

Fifi D. Clown · #**1659** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gladman

Thinking that perhaps someone had lost it on the way to the emergency room, I quickly called a tow truck

You were really thinking on your feet! I would have offered to give you a hand, but I wasn't using my head, and who nose where I was at the time.

Nettie Belle · #**1660** (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 10:26 PM

Butt Fifi ... chest what were you thinking ... did you have your hip hop on in your ears?