the great pun-off thread!

[Sonshine D Clown]

Somebunny better catch the tow truck .. I think that the man with the missing toad is beginning to finger out that his chest has been snatched

[Fifi D. Clown]

Well, they're always saying "keep your eyes on the road", but I've never heard them say "keep your toe in an ice-chest on the shoulder of the road"!

[Nettie Belle]

Gee, I wonder what happened to the rest of the foot ... I wonder if that's what was being sold at the FOOTLONG hot dog stand ...

[Blondie]

I went to a party at the beach last week and they were serving finger foods ... eeewww ... now I'm starting to wonder just what that was. I'm really glad I didn't have any finger foods ... being at the beach, all I really wanted was sand-wiches.

[Scruffy]

Blondie, didn't mama ever teach it's not polite to tell dirty jokes?

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

A kid was out selling mud pies today, he said they were dirt cheap.

[Pickles]

Originally Posted by Blondie

I went to a party at the beach last week and they were serving finger foods ... eeewww ...

You think that's bad... I ordered a peanut butter & jelly sandwich today, and they served it with toe jam!

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

That is nuts Pickles, the kitchen help must of had a few screws loose. I hope you bolted right out the door as soon as you saw the sandwich.

[Nettie Belle]

I think my husband must be allergic to nuts ... there was a vendor on the corner selling all kinds of snacks and my husband just kept saying "ca-SHEW ... ca-SHEW!" I told him pecan stop that right now.

[Pickles]

Toony, I was right there when the cook was preparing my sandwich, sprinkling the toe jam onto the bread. I could only stand there and washer in shock and disbelief.