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Old 08-29-2008, 02:42 PM
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dont worry Nettie dear! I have the distinct feeling you will be saved by the bell! if not you will be up dawsons creek without a paddle, the water there is 90210 feet deep!

I think that (insert mexican soap opera that stars Eric Estrada here. "see; unavision") could really pay off if you let it!
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I just got back from The Office and I'm tired. We got a new computer guy at work and he tells everyone his name is url.
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Old 08-30-2008, 12:47 AM
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I DISCovered that URL spins a nasty WEB of lies around the internet and SPAMS to lose his KEY job if he doesn't DOWNLOAD the truth in BROADBAND speed.
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Old 08-30-2008, 05:39 PM
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I took my grandson phishing the other day and it was really embarrassing because some guy was at the beach in his broadband speedo. Unfortunately he fell in the water and the paramedics had to do CPU on him.
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I don't know about any broads in a band, but did you see the broads near the side of the barn?
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I don't know about any broads in a band, but did you see the broads near the side of the barn?
Mr. Sir tV dukes!

I so didnt get that! can you please elaborate? PLEASE..

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Old 09-01-2008, 09:12 PM
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Hay - haven't you ever heard of the broad side of a barn, Bizkut? People put barns up so their farms are stable-ized. And that's no bull.
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There's a sheep farm down the road and with this hot weather I don't know what they're going to do with all those wool sweaters! I don't think it was sweat on the horse though - just a leaky water mane.

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What's that Fifi? I can't hear you ... are you a little horse today ... or do you just have a little frog in your throat?
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:27 PM
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This is such a ribbeting pun thread, and I really shouldn't jump to conclusions, but I do believe there is a tadpole bit too much pond scum to wade through from recent anonymous spammers that bog down the forum with their croaking voices.
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