the great pun-off thread! - Page 173

Nettie Belle · #**1721** (**permalink**) 09-01-2008, 10:40 PM

They wanted to show us their assets, but they were really liabilities to us.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1722** (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 06:04 PM

I was showing an accountant some of my new juggling tricks. I didn't know that he could juggle. He was great and was able to juggle while balancing his checkbook.

Nettie Belle · #**1723** (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 08:11 PM

Juggling the books, huh? I hope he didn't lose his balance.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1724** (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 08:30 PM

My friend lost his balance stepping on a scale. He had to wait until he returned from the emergency room to see if he had lost any weight.

Nettie Belle · #**1725** (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 09:29 PM

Whew ... if it's anything like our ER, it was probably a long weight. They probably got him ready for a shot and told him to bare with them.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1726** (**permalink**) 09-05-2008, 05:45 PM

My nephew was too young to go Trick or Treating alone last year, so he had to bear with me. He was Boo Boo and I was Ranger Smith.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1727** (**permalink**) 09-06-2008, 11:41 PM

I am just dying to see the new zombie movie Deadlands 2: Trapped. It is an independent movie and I was an extra (a zombie of course) in it last fall. It premires October 25th 2008 8:00pm at the Hagerstown 10 Cineplex. Just in time for Halloween.

Nettie Belle · #**1728** (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 08:10 PM

I think this year for Halloween, I'll invite all the skeletons I know over for dinner, because they like it when I tell them "bone appetit".

Fifi D. Clown · #**1729** (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 08:16 PM

Those skeleton's won't come to my scarey house on halloween - they haven't got the guts!

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**1730** (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 10:47 PM

I will make no bones about it, if you only have one key, make it a skeleton key.