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Old 10-12-2008, 02:45 AM
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You know, I've been thinking ... I think this cannibal wedding I'm supposed to go to should be pretty elaborate. I've heard cannibals pay an arm and a leg for their weddings.
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Old 10-12-2008, 12:18 PM
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"That sounds like a can o' bull."
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Old 10-12-2008, 05:47 PM
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what do you get if you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that bites your arm off and then runs for help.
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What do you get when you cross a Collie and a Malamute?
You get a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
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Old 10-12-2008, 08:52 PM
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If you work like a dog, do you get paid in biscuits?
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My dog got in a wicked bad fight the other day. Now I have to take him to the retail store.
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Old 10-13-2008, 09:13 AM
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My dog saw somebody putting money into a parking meter and reported to the other dogs in the neighborhood, "They're putting in pay toilets!"
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I went to the dentist this morning... He said "Say Aaaagh"

I said "Why?"

He said "Cos my dog's dead"
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Old 10-13-2008, 04:45 PM
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From cannibals to canines, huh? I dunno if I can do that. But I will try.

Did you hear about the dog who was chasing his tail? He was trying to make both ends meet.
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:27 PM
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making ends meet?
When I was a kid we were so poor we couldn't even afford to pay attention...

We had to go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

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