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Old 10-13-2008, 08:50 PM
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Rats ... I thought we were still on cannibalism ... I just can't stay a-head of this thread. It all seems a little fishy to me how it changes all the time.
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Old 10-13-2008, 10:34 PM
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Nettie Belle! I was so excited when we started doing seafood puns again that I almost called you on my shellphone. And then I really did start scalloping around the room--just like last time--but I won't bore you with the details this time around.
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Old 10-13-2008, 11:17 PM
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Well, now is no time to clam up, Pickles. Water you say if I cod you instead? I promise I won't be a crab.
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:46 PM
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Crab your coats and lets head on over to the Krusty Crab to watch Cod Stewart sing his latest hit "Clam every mountain."
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I went for dinner last week I said to the woman "Have you got crab claws"
she said "No, It's just very bad arthritis"

(Oh dear the subject is crabs... Pickles is gonna put us back in the potty again!!)
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:23 PM
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I went for dinner last week I said to the woman "Have you got crab claws"
she said "No, It's just very bad arthritis"

(Oh dear the subject is crabs... Pickles is gonna put us back in the potty again!!)

HEY!! I resent that! No more potty puns from this wholesome clown.

Actually, I was just renting some old 70s movies the other night and watched a good one that's perfect for that beach vacation: "Fiddler Crab on the Roof."
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:40 PM
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For some reason, that reminds me of one of my fave songs from the 80s - Gills Just Wanna Have Foam by Cindy Lobster.
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(Subject change comin right up....)

Cindy? Oh I always preferred Barbie...
Come to think of it if Barbie's so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
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(Good choice, Ian. I don't think we've ever done Barbie puns before!)

What do you get if you cross a plastic doll and a hen?

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Old 10-14-2008, 07:03 PM
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