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Old 10-14-2008, 07:30 PM
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I met my husband at the filling station. I guess that explains why he has such bad gas.
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Old 10-14-2008, 07:39 PM
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The Filling Station? That's where dentists get thier gas from too.
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Again, something stinks in here.
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At first I thought I would ask if I Ken play ... but I see that's over with ... GI Joke less and laugh more. I guess that's the American Girl way.
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:45 PM
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Ken and Barbie bought a water bed and started drifting apart.
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I would sleep in a waterbed if I could swim that well.
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I used to have a water bed. I referred to it as my vinyl resting place.
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If you put beer in a water bed do you end up with a foam mattress?
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:43 AM
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And instead of taking naps, do you do laps?
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Yeah its what all the pool kids do.
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