
11-09-2007, 09:15 AM
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Grand Poobah of Clowning
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That is two punny!
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11-09-2007, 09:22 AM
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I just found out, Ashes ... your bicycle isn't two tired ... it has a tummy ache. Try giving it some bike carbonate of soda.
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11-09-2007, 01:41 PM
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I wanted to grow up to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
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11-09-2007, 01:54 PM
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Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience 
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11-09-2007, 01:59 PM
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Think abou this one. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter
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11-09-2007, 02:33 PM
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That's a good question, Sonshine. Our cat is finally house broken, litterly.
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11-09-2007, 03:02 PM
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The survey shows that, "all cats are illiterate, whether you throw them out the window or not"...Okay, no fair throwing cat's at the punny clown!
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11-09-2007, 05:33 PM
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I seen this .. had to include it.. sorry:
Kitty Litterature... Puns for Cats book... Makes a purr-fect gift for any cat lover
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11-09-2007, 06:35 PM
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Well, my neighbor's cat lost its tail, so I told her to take it to the retail store.
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11-09-2007, 07:37 PM
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STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS......
(cats' eyes)
NOW LOOK AT THE PUPPIES....
(litter of lab pups)
SCROLL DOWN......
THANK YOU.....
YOUR CAT SCAN
and Lab Tests
are now
COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!
$1500 please
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