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Old 11-09-2007, 09:15 AM
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Old 11-09-2007, 09:22 AM
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I just found out, Ashes ... your bicycle isn't two tired ... it has a tummy ache. Try giving it some bike carbonate of soda.
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:41 PM
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I wanted to grow up to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:54 PM
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Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:59 PM
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Think abou this one. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:33 PM
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That's a good question, Sonshine. Our cat is finally house broken, litterly.
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:02 PM
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The survey shows that, "all cats are illiterate, whether you throw them out the window or not"...Okay, no fair throwing cat's at the punny clown!
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:33 PM
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I seen this .. had to include it.. sorry:



Kitty Litterature... Puns for Cats book... Makes a purr-fect gift for any cat lover
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Old 11-09-2007, 06:35 PM
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Well, my neighbor's cat lost its tail, so I told her to take it to the retail store.
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:37 PM
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STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS......

(cats' eyes)

NOW LOOK AT THE PUPPIES....

(litter of lab pups)

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THANK YOU.....
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and Lab Tests
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