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Old 11-10-2007, 07:10 PM
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Then he could have become a podiatrist and keep his car in toe.
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Old 11-10-2007, 07:56 PM
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naaaaaaaah... he decided to become a mime... but talked himself out of it
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Old 11-10-2007, 08:58 PM
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I heard he's not real good with numbers either so he wears glasses during math because it improves divison.
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Old 11-10-2007, 09:44 PM
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my aunt Chaulkie Board, used to be a teacher, but found after a few years, she didn't have enough class.
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Old 11-10-2007, 11:06 PM
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Was she the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils?
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Old 11-11-2007, 07:30 AM
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Help me please, she gave us homework...Answer this Question - Did Tenne see what Arkan saw?
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:57 AM
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I'm not sure ...but visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:58 AM
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Oh cod. This is a very punny thread....

And I didn't say that just for the halibut.
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Old 11-11-2007, 10:34 AM
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Speaking of halibut reminds me of the fisherman took pain pills because of a persistent haddock.
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Old 11-11-2007, 04:39 PM
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fish... I am on a seafood diet.... I seefood and I eat it...
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