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Old 02-09-2008, 11:04 PM
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Finally got out today and went to a new restaurant in town. Asked the waiter if they served crabs- he replied - oh yes ... we serve anybody
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Old 02-09-2008, 11:11 PM
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well they dont want to be shellfish i guess
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We just got a new seafood restaurant here in town. I think the people who did the bathroom doors are not very good spellers. The doors said "Buoys" and "Gulls".
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:23 AM
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Speaking of bathrooms, I have to share this, my nephew Brandon, earlier today, broke the kitchen window at their new house. He knew my brother would be furious for him playing football in the house. So, when Rob pulled in the yard, Brandon ran to the bathroom and started taking a shower. We pointed to the bathroom, and Rob yelled through the door, "I hope you can explain to me what happened to that window, young man, because if your dont..you're in a lot of hot water."
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My whole house is hot this time of year. I think it may be cabin fever.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:17 PM
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oh yea, my furnace is running all the time... think it has a flue
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Ohh, it sounds like it will need to spend some time in the hospital, maybe even the Expensive Care Unit.
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It cost so much to heat our house I caught a famous Italian Disease:
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Times are tough all over. You know how they say "You are what you eat". Well I'm going to try this new diet and only eat foods that are rich!
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That disease is everywhere, TJ ... as well as parking zones disease for chronic illegal parkers.
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