the great pun-off thread!

[Fifi D. Clown]

Last summer I stayed up all night wondering when the sun was going to rise. Finally it dawned on me.

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

I wish that I could get my son to rise a little quicker in the morning. Sometimes, I think that the sun will set before he finally rises.

[Fifi D. Clown]

Hmm..he sounds like a bulldozer to me - he's probably sleeping right through all those campaign speeches.

[Nettie Belle]

I hope he has a good mattress. My husband was offered a job of selling mattresses ... he couldn't make up his mind if he wanted it or not ... he told them he would sleep on it. He really wanted to be the undercover cop.

[Fifi D. Clown]

A good pillow is helpful too. I just bought one on sale with just a small down payment.

[Nettie Belle]

Boy, Fifi ... you must be almost as broke as me ... I'm so broke I can't buy time.

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

Sorry to hear your broke, since it's Valentines Day and all, let me treat you to a cup of coffee cause "I like you a latte"

[Fifi D. Clown]

Yeah, I’m thinking getting a whole lot of pigs and deer. Then maybe I can have like twenty sows and bucks.

[Sonshine D Clown]

I have been spending so much money on this new place. Just today I came home from work today to find, I have to unclog my kitchen sink. Now I have to spend money again, Man, this is really money down the drain.

[Jamz]

Im so broke I cant pay attention