the great pun-off thread! - Page 63

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**621** (**permalink**) 02-22-2008, 05:15 PM

In DC, the taxi cabs are changing to a new meter system, but many residents are concerned that they won't get a fair fare.

Fifi D. Clown · #**622** (**permalink**) 02-22-2008, 10:59 PM

Do you know why cows could never be taxi drivers? Their horns don't work.

Bumbles · #**623** (**permalink**) 02-23-2008, 06:56 AM

But their bells clang.

Fifi D. Clown · #**624** (**permalink**) 02-23-2008, 11:30 PM

Maybe they can join the band I'm starting. I have to get my tuba fixed though. Does anyone have a tuba glue?

Bumbles · #**625** (**permalink**) 02-24-2008, 06:56 AM

Maybe you should get band aids

Fifi D. Clown · #**626** (**permalink**) 02-24-2008, 10:28 AM

That's exactly what we need! I'm also looking for a musician who can hit a boulder with a stick. I just love rock music.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**627** (**permalink**) 02-24-2008, 04:08 PM

Fifi, for a different kind of rock music, plan a visit to Luray Caverns in Virginia's Shenandoah Valley. They have the Great Stalacpipe Organ.

Fifi D. Clown · #**628** (**permalink**) 02-24-2008, 09:10 PM

Are the caverns in a diamond mine? I hope not, because if you dropped that organ down there you'd a A-flat minor.

Seriously, I drove through the Shenandoah Valley a couple of years ago and it is absolutely beautiful. I'm definitely going back for a longer visit.

saphireSue · #**629** (**permalink**) 02-25-2008, 12:19 AM

"a flat minor'

I think you'd be a ....b flat

Fifi D. Clown · #**630** (**permalink**) 02-25-2008, 08:32 AM

I guess a skipped a word or two there… Maybe I should stop talking and go underground. Then I’d be a flat mimer when that organ fell on me. That would be the pits…I wouldn’t dig that at all!