the great pun-off thread!

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

We had a fire drill last weekend. I found it to be quite alarming.

[Willace-the-Clown]

I heard of a fire eatter that said he loves his job cuz he likes spicey food

[Fifi D. Clown]

Maybe that fire-eater could get a job in a factory that makes spices...if he likes seasonal work.

[Nettie Belle]

Yeah ... or he could work in a travel agency where he can travel a lot. Here today, and gone tamale.

[Fifi D. Clown]

I got a letter in the mail today from the travel agency, but it was real wet and soggy - postage dew

[Nettie Belle]

Aw, that's a shame, Fifi ... you should bring it to this restaurant here in town ... it's called the "Dew drop Inn".

[Fifi D. Clown]

Yesterday was really postal - We got two envelopes stuck together. Talk about mail bonding!


We have a Dew Drop Inn here too!

[Nettie Belle]

My aunt lives in a town where the post office caught on fire. The detective who went to investigate figured that it must be blackmail.

[Fifi D. Clown]

Yes - I heard that the arsonist was wondering if his crime buddies would rat on him, but it is just too soon to tell.

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

I don't think his crime buddies will rat on him. I hear that he was also a cat burgler.