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Old 03-01-2008, 07:37 AM
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My ex told me I drove her crazy.... LOL.... It was a really short drive.
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I know what you mean. I thought I was about to go nuts the other day and decided to take a nice little walk in the woods. Everything was fine until I realized I was on the psychopath!
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Good thing you didn't come to a railroad track ... or you would have soon felt run down.
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What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
The train says "Choo Choo"...The teacher says "Spit your gum out."
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Now this teacher has a train story ---the other night I was dreaming I was chasing a chicken train--yes a train full of chickens--when I finally caught it, I was really run down, but the worst part of it all my students kept asking me what was wrong with me--because I hadn't told them about me and the chicken train--they said because teacher you look a little down in the mouth.
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My brother wants to be a conductor. He's exicited because he's just about to start training.
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Old 03-01-2008, 03:25 PM
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I had a friend who wanted to be a conductor --so he became an electrician--he gets a real charge out of his job.
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Wow, he must be pretty smart to be an electrician ... I heard in order to be an electrician, you have to pass a battery of tests. I guess once you're an electrician, you just want to keep plugging away at it.
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Yeah - you tell him to "socket to it". Wire you at it, can you ask him what's wrong with my kitchen fan? I don't want to get kicked out of the fan club.
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He might not be able to help with the fan cause he got kicked out of his fan club because he was wired and he had to give up his fan belt--which made his compitition feel fan-tastically charged up and light on their feet.
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