the great pun-off thread! - Page 67

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**661** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008, 07:51 PM

I can help you with your fan. Installing them is a breeze.

Twinkles LC · #**662** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nettie Belle

Wow, he must be pretty smart to be an electrician ... I heard in order to be an electrician, you have to pass a battery of tests. I guess once you're an electrician, you just want to keep plugging away at it.

He was top of his class. The teacher said it was such a shock to have someone with such a spark of enthusiasm. But the teacher also warned him to not get in over his head because their could be bad consequences if he got to Fired up.

Fifi D. Clown · #**663** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008, 11:35 PM

Light on their feet? Are they fan dancers by any chance?

Twinkles LC · #**664** (**permalink**) 03-02-2008, 12:25 AM

yes their dance teachers said they were very bright ----watt else did she expect.

Bumbles · #**665** (**permalink**) 03-02-2008, 06:19 PM

they could have been bubble dancers

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**666** (**permalink**) 03-02-2008, 07:39 PM

I want to learn how to dance. Can someone help me take the first step?

Fifi D. Clown · #**667** (**permalink**) 03-02-2008, 08:51 PM

You don't want to use my old dance teacher, Miss Step. She really put her foot down!

sirlaffalot · #**668** (**permalink**) 03-03-2008, 03:52 AM

wasn't her boss Miss Lead? Thats why the Company folded isn't it?

Fifi D. Clown · #**669** (**permalink**) 03-03-2008, 09:06 AM

Yes, and why they ever hired Miss Inglink I’ll never know. She could hardly keep her hands from dragging on the floor and didn’t understand the “wheel”-her-round in square dancing.

Sir Toony Van Dukes · #**670** (**permalink**) 03-03-2008, 09:55 PM

My Doctor said that if I want to be healthy I need stop eating pancakes, hamburgers and pizza and start eating three square meals a day.