the great pun-off thread!

[sirlaffalot]

My dog-fish chased your cat-fish into a coral branch

[Fiddlestix H. McWhiskers]

What song was the branch singing at the time?

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

Three Little Fishies

[Fifi D. Clown]

That's a reel good song. Cod willing, I plan on catching a whole bunch of fish.

[Fiddlestix H. McWhiskers]

Originally Posted by Fifi D. Clown

Cod willing.

(You did that on porpoise!)
I prefer any tune by Tommy Dorsel (He's got alot of sole).

[Gladman]

Don't leave out Gerry Mulligan (baritone sax)

[Fifi D. Clown]

I like the old classics like "That's a Moray" or "It Haddock be You".

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Answer: The scales

(was that a groan I heard?)

[Sir Toony Van Dukes]

There was something fishy at the library today. Some kids were reading a whale of a tale. Others were reading just for the Halibut. I think they are all hooked on reading.

[Fifi D. Clown]

If I had spent more time at the library, maybe my grades wouldn't have been underwater - below C-level.

[Bumbles]

a bunch of us were hanging around a school, but the tide turned