the great pun-off thread! - Page 95

Fifi D. Clown · #**941** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 09:56 AM

Me too! He's bean feeling butter and the fact that someone squashed his zucchini didn't even seem tomater.

Pickles · #**942** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 10:14 AM

I heard they're having problems with woodpeckers pecking on those garden pails. Holy buckets!

Fifi D. Clown · #**943** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 11:52 AM

As long as they have a pecking order I don't think it's a problem.

Pickles · #**944** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 12:09 PM

You're right, it's not nestessarily a problem.

Harpoetta · #**945** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 12:58 PM

Some friends of mine were taking a guided tour down the river last week. At one point in the river they had to wait in the locke for the water level to adjust. While they were waiting the tour guide showed them some moss on the side of the locke, he said it only grew in this one spot in the whole state.

While they looked at the moss, some birds came and took some of the moss and carried it away to their nests.

This was the first offical sighting of the Locke Moss Nesters.

Pickles · #**946** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 01:12 PM

You know what they say:

Birds of a feather locke together!

Fifi D. Clown · #**947** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 02:41 PM

That's where Tweetie found the gull of his dreams. I think she was bay gull from San Francisco.

Nettie Belle · #**948** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 06:28 PM

Ah ... San Francisco ... California's bird should be a chicken with all their earthquakes and sunshine ... it's the land of shake and bake.

Fifi D. Clown · #**949** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 07:11 PM

I grew up in SF. My friends here say they can tell. They call it the "Cereal City" - a bunch of fruits, nuts, and flakes.

Nettie Belle · #**950** (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 08:44 PM

No wonder you're so silly ... I bet your mom used to say you were very Putty, didn't she?