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Old 05-16-2008, 07:48 PM
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The second one was silent, though ... it's a good thing wasn't a REAL pig, though ... nothing is worse than a disgruntled date.
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:24 PM
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Now that it's springtime, we're all going to be out in our yards doing GRUNT work...


Hey, if I get disgruntled, how do I go about getting gruntled again?

What IS the opposite of disgruntled anyway?
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:24 PM
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Good question, Applegirl ... I think you have to go to a farm and hang out with the pigs in order to get your grunt back. That's MY guess.
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:45 PM
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You also need to ham it up, but don't go overboard, or everyone on the sillyfarm will think you are a little loiny!
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:59 PM
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You could try some oinkment, but don't hog it all - same some for otters.
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:41 PM
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According to my doctor, the best oinkment is a nice big glass of red swine.
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Make it stop.... make it stop...... pleeeease.......
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Old 05-17-2008, 03:24 PM
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Sorry Scruffy... After drinking too much red wine my brother went to the doctor for his liver. The doctor didn't have it.
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Old 05-17-2008, 10:34 PM
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I always heard beer is good for your skin to keep it nice ... and that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:49 PM
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I always heard beer is good for your skin
But do you have any proof?

(And, Scruffy, you want it to stop, but you can't pull yourself away from the thread, can you? Admit it, this is better than the best rum PUNch!!)
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