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Old 07-01-2008, 10:35 AM
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Last time I went to the circus it was really in tents.
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:19 AM
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Intents indeed, especially in the circus managers office where he makes the clowns undress because he likes comic strips.
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:04 PM
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Yeah, He just wanted to see their busts, but he got busted instead.
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:53 PM
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I don't want to wax poetic, but I saw a great statue of Whoopi Goldberg at a booth for Madame Tussauds.
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Old 07-02-2008, 10:11 PM
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That must have been next door to the place I went; I saw a a statue of Soapy Sales at Madame Two-Suds.







(He's Soupy's brother that was never talked about.)
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Old 07-06-2008, 08:06 PM
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Visiting Madame Two-Suds is good clean fun. And after visiting you won't have to worry about airing out your dirty laundry for a while.
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:11 AM
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I was a load of fun before I got washed up.
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Old 07-07-2008, 09:33 AM
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When I was a young clown, I used to use soap to remove my clown make-up. It took forever. In fact, it seemed like a never-ending cycle! Believe me, it was no lathering matter.
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:58 PM
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A salesman sold me some clothes pins, told me they were "top of the line". They wouldn't even hold the clothes up! Boy did he hang me out to dry.
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Old 07-07-2008, 03:51 PM
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Hang on Fifi, did you remember to buy the clothesline? It is a breeze to assemble.
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