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Old 11-21-2007, 10:36 PM
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After Silly Billy Fitzwilly and Silly lillie Fitzwilly got hitched, pretty soon, along came little baby Silly Dillie Fitzwilly who always wanted peanut butter and jelly.
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Silly Billy Fitzwilly and Silly lillie Fitzwilly couldn't keep Silly Dillie Fitzwilly out of the really hilly, willie, nilly, peanut butter and jelly
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:32 PM
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No matter how hard they tried, little Silly Dilly Fitzwilly always wanted peanut butter and jelly. Until one day, little Silly Dilly Fitzwilly discovered hot dogs and picalilly. And from that day on, Silly Dilly Fitzwilly gave up on peanut butter and jelly and strictly stuck to his diet of hot dogs and picalilly. Much to the surprise of Silly Billy and Silly Lillie Fitzwilly.
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But wait!! Little Silly Dilly Fitwilly then met a young friend...her name was Vanilly..since he loved food, he soon became very attached to little vanilly.
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One beautiful day, Silly Billy and Silly Lillie, and little Silly Dilly Fitzwilly decided to go to the circus. Silly Dilly Fitzwilly begged and pleaded to take his friend, Vanilly along too. Of course, Silly Billy and Silly Lillie didn’t want to disappoint their adorable Silly Dilly, so, of course, they invited little Vanilly. They all had a great time at the circus and enjoyed hot dogs with picallily, fritos with lots of chili, and forgot all about peanut butter and jelly.

As they were walking through the circus, they came across Silly Billy’s former gal, Miss Millie, who was now married to her new guy, Daffy Dilly, which made her name now MRS. Millie Dilly, or Mrs. Daffy Dilly (to people who didn’t know her well). They greeted each other and smiled and as they went their separate ways, Silly Billy told Silly Lillie he was so much happier now, because Mrs. Millie Dilly was just WAY TOO SILLY even for the always silly Mr. Silly Billy Fitzwilly.
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Soon Little Silly Dilly was like his father Silly Billy, and mother Silly Lillie Fitzwilly, and wanted to join Silly Vanilly in marriage....they had some hurdles to jump before they could become Mr. and Mrs. Silly Dilly Fitzwilly.

They were both Silly indeed...But alas, Silly Dilly Fitzwilly wanted to become a clown as Silly Billy and Silly Lillie Fitzwilly had always expected!

So Silly Dilly Fitzwilly had to do some mighty frilly talk'in to convince young Miss Silly Vanilly to also become a clown with him...

Push came to shove and at long last Silly Dilly was much like his father Silly Billy and did convince young Silly Vanilly to wed!!!
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What a happy day that would be … the wedding day of Silly Dilly and Silly Vanilly. They invited Millie Dilly and her husband, Daffy, because they were long time friends. Also on the guest list were long time clown friends and famous designers, Pricilly and Bettilly, who couldn’t decide whether the dress of Vanilly should be tailored or frilly. After many discussions, they decided to ask mother-in-law, Lillie, who settled on very frilly.
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Frilly!!!!

Really!!!!

How Silly!!!
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Now class, please respond with present when I call your name, Wow I see we have several of the Fitzwilly kids in this class; Ally Fitzwilly, Billy Fitzwilly, Cillie Fitzwilly, Dallie Fitzwilly, Ellie Fitzwilly, Filly Fitzwilly, Gill Fitzwilly, Hailley Fitzwilly, Illa Fitzwilly, Jillie Fitzwilly, Kelly Fitzwilly, last but not least.. Leonard ? Leonard??? oh that is Lilli Nard Fitzwilly. lol
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When all the Fitzwilly’s were in their places, and everyone sitting there had sweet smiling faces, in walked the beautiful and frilly Vanilly, all decked out in polka dots and laces with Daddy Minilly. Vanilly Minilly and all the Fitzwillys (except poor Jillie who was home feeling chilly) had the time of their life as Dilly Fitzwilly took Vanilly Minilly to be his wife.

The ceremony was performed by the Reverend Mr. Dan who did all his ceremonies without any plan. He stuttered and stammered, and made a mistake, but it didn’t matter to the Fitzwillys who were not all awake. They were just waiting for the reception to start throwing cake.
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