I came across some neat "translators" today: you type in your name or short phrase, and get back a sound file of it "translated" into sound. Nightingale Song R2D2 Translator
and this one lets you send a singing telegram with a duck accompanying "Humphrey" or "Gina": Kako Messenger
The following 1 clowns say thank you to The_Princess_of_Bozonia for this great post:
__________________ “Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.” - Shel Silverstein